They don’t pay me enough for this.
Aug. 2nd, 2005 11:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
raefinlayProspective Student: So, um, how old are you?
Rae: er...he’s not in his 30’s yet, it’s prolly ok to give him my real age.…32.
PS: *face lights up*
Rae: Drat. Guessed wrong. But I’m extremely immature for my age.
PS: *laughs too hard* *stares at Rae’s boobs*
Rae: *crosses arms* So, you thinking to start Aug 22?
PS: Well, I have to go to San Diego this month for a while. I’m, um, looking for someone to drive down with.
Rae: *stares blankly, pretending to be stoopid.*
PS: Yeah, uh, we could go to Hooters for dinner.
Rae: WHA??? Yes, YOU could. do NOT ask him to bring you back a shirt. Do NOT ask him. …Alrighty then…I’ll give you a call and follow up with you later if you’re interested in attending here.
PS: Well, I wouldn’t want to miss an opportunity to see you every day.
If he calls again, I’ll be sure to work in the fact that I write science fiction and fantasy. That usually gets ‘em to run screaming.
Rae: er...he’s not in his 30’s yet, it’s prolly ok to give him my real age.…32.
PS: *face lights up*
Rae: Drat. Guessed wrong. But I’m extremely immature for my age.
PS: *laughs too hard* *stares at Rae’s boobs*
Rae: *crosses arms* So, you thinking to start Aug 22?
PS: Well, I have to go to San Diego this month for a while. I’m, um, looking for someone to drive down with.
Rae: *stares blankly, pretending to be stoopid.*
PS: Yeah, uh, we could go to Hooters for dinner.
Rae: WHA??? Yes, YOU could. do NOT ask him to bring you back a shirt. Do NOT ask him. …Alrighty then…I’ll give you a call and follow up with you later if you’re interested in attending here.
PS: Well, I wouldn’t want to miss an opportunity to see you every day.
If he calls again, I’ll be sure to work in the fact that I write science fiction and fantasy. That usually gets ‘em to run screaming.
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:10 pm (UTC)Nah. He'll just ask if you write stories about lesbian robot women with ginormous hooters....
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:13 pm (UTC)Boys. *rolls eyes*
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:12 pm (UTC)Be careful with the Sci-Fi/Fantasy thing... it might send a good portion of the population running, but the ones that don't run will be stuck on you forever.
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:19 pm (UTC)*g*
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:28 pm (UTC)Or casually mention that you don't shave your legs. Ever.
If those two don't help you, I'm afraid I don't know what will.
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 07:37 pm (UTC)So..uhm... Fantasy/Sci Fi, huh?
ooh, look at the time. There's another blog I have to get to... been nice meeting you, really it was...
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Date: 2005-08-04 03:23 pm (UTC)Oh man. That was funny!
I can't believe I missed this thread for so long.
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:12 pm (UTC)(that probably won't help much either, but it's worth a shot)
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:16 pm (UTC)Nah, it won't. The casual look can be kind of a turn on, too.
(The whole diamond in the rough thing.)
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:20 pm (UTC)(and you crack me up)
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:42 pm (UTC)Wow. Lucky girl. *g*
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Date: 2005-08-02 10:58 pm (UTC)*g*
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Date: 2005-08-02 11:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 07:45 pm (UTC)Conversely, you could tell him you write gay porn.
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:48 pm (UTC)*realizes she's stereotyping*
*goes with it anyway*
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-04 03:29 pm (UTC)Those things suck! There is absolutely no redeeming qualities about the place. The food sucks.
And my RA in college already told me it is always low class to flirt with a waitress in any restaurant (especially a place like Hooters). Reason: They have to put up with it all the time, and they tolerate it only because they want the tip.
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Date: 2005-08-04 03:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-04 03:56 pm (UTC)*wishes*
*takes back wish, such power would only get me in trouble*
:D
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Date: 2005-08-04 03:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-04 03:58 pm (UTC)*is cheap*
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Date: 2005-08-04 04:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 07:56 pm (UTC)(Sorry...too much talk of
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Date: 2005-08-02 08:03 pm (UTC)Alas...
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Date: 2005-08-02 08:18 pm (UTC)Oh, wait, that's
(And I don't think there's really anything safe to say -- whether it's I write SF/gay porn, don't shave, etc. -- besides "Sorry, not interested. Better luck next time.")
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Date: 2005-08-02 08:27 pm (UTC)Yes, I suppose I could resort to being a grownup. *sigh*
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Date: 2005-08-02 08:33 pm (UTC)Whoa! Sorry, dude! Forget I suggested anything!
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Date: 2005-08-02 08:43 pm (UTC)No, no, no. He'll be another Jedi Knight who wants to work on the Enterprise and writes Klingon poetry on the side.
I think there are a lot of those out there.
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Date: 2005-08-02 10:45 pm (UTC)What a lovely start to the morning this is!
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Date: 2005-08-02 10:54 pm (UTC)Or you could tell him you have kids.
That will usually send a single man running for the hills.
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Date: 2005-08-03 02:27 am (UTC)Yes, yes. I believe that just might work ...
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Date: 2005-08-03 04:07 am (UTC)