They don’t pay me enough for this.

[raefinlay]

Prospective Student: So, um, how old are you?

Rae: er...he’s not in his 30’s yet, it’s prolly ok to give him my real age.…32.

PS: *face lights up*

Rae: Drat. Guessed wrong. But I’m extremely immature for my age.

PS: *laughs too hard* *stares at Rae’s boobs*

Rae: *crosses arms* So, you thinking to start Aug 22?

PS: Well, I have to go to San Diego this month for a while. I’m, um, looking for someone to drive down with.

Rae: *stares blankly, pretending to be stoopid.*

PS: Yeah, uh, we could go to Hooters for dinner.

Rae: WHA??? Yes, YOU could. do NOT ask him to bring you back a shirt. Do NOT ask him. …Alrighty then…I’ll give you a call and follow up with you later if you’re interested in attending here.

PS: Well, I wouldn’t want to miss an opportunity to see you every day.

If he calls again, I’ll be sure to work in the fact that I write science fiction and fantasy. That usually gets ‘em to run screaming.

Comments

[jmeadows.livejournal.com]

*dies* Doode. You're going to have to stop wearing make up and dressing nicely. Go to work like a bum.

(that probably won't help much either, but it's worth a shot)

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

(that probably won't help much either, but it's worth a shot)

Nah, it won't. The casual look can be kind of a turn on, too.
(The whole diamond in the rough thing.)

[jmeadows.livejournal.com]

Poor Rae. She's doomed.

[aaron-mag.livejournal.com]

Yep. He's right. Jeans and a T-shirt and we start creating all sorts of fantasies that she is a 'no frills' woman. It takes a while to learn that every woman on the planet loves extra decorative pillows on her bed. There are no exceptions. It is only a myth we are chasing...

[magicnoire.livejournal.com]

I can tell you right now that doesn't work. D:

[jmeadows.livejournal.com]

*ph33r$ boys*