They don’t pay me enough for this.

[raefinlay]

Prospective Student: So, um, how old are you?

Rae: er...he’s not in his 30’s yet, it’s prolly ok to give him my real age.…32.

PS: *face lights up*

Rae: Drat. Guessed wrong. But I’m extremely immature for my age.

PS: *laughs too hard* *stares at Rae’s boobs*

Rae: *crosses arms* So, you thinking to start Aug 22?

PS: Well, I have to go to San Diego this month for a while. I’m, um, looking for someone to drive down with.

Rae: *stares blankly, pretending to be stoopid.*

PS: Yeah, uh, we could go to Hooters for dinner.

Rae: WHA??? Yes, YOU could. do NOT ask him to bring you back a shirt. Do NOT ask him. …Alrighty then…I’ll give you a call and follow up with you later if you’re interested in attending here.

PS: Well, I wouldn’t want to miss an opportunity to see you every day.

If he calls again, I’ll be sure to work in the fact that I write science fiction and fantasy. That usually gets ‘em to run screaming.

Comments

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Not making it up. And you're sooo not helping.

*g*

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

You could always say you write feminist literature (not stories, mind you, literature). That might do the trick.

Or casually mention that you don't shave your legs. Ever.

If those two don't help you, I'm afraid I don't know what will.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Why? Do most women shave their legs or something???

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

*cough*

So..uhm... Fantasy/Sci Fi, huh?

ooh, look at the time. There's another blog I have to get to... been nice meeting you, really it was...

[aaron-mag.livejournal.com]

Heh heh...

Oh man. That was funny!

I can't believe I missed this thread for so long.