They don’t pay me enough for this.
Aug. 2nd, 2005 11:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
raefinlayProspective Student: So, um, how old are you?
Rae: er...he’s not in his 30’s yet, it’s prolly ok to give him my real age.…32.
PS: *face lights up*
Rae: Drat. Guessed wrong. But I’m extremely immature for my age.
PS: *laughs too hard* *stares at Rae’s boobs*
Rae: *crosses arms* So, you thinking to start Aug 22?
PS: Well, I have to go to San Diego this month for a while. I’m, um, looking for someone to drive down with.
Rae: *stares blankly, pretending to be stoopid.*
PS: Yeah, uh, we could go to Hooters for dinner.
Rae: WHA??? Yes, YOU could. do NOT ask him to bring you back a shirt. Do NOT ask him. …Alrighty then…I’ll give you a call and follow up with you later if you’re interested in attending here.
PS: Well, I wouldn’t want to miss an opportunity to see you every day.
If he calls again, I’ll be sure to work in the fact that I write science fiction and fantasy. That usually gets ‘em to run screaming.
Rae: er...he’s not in his 30’s yet, it’s prolly ok to give him my real age.…32.
PS: *face lights up*
Rae: Drat. Guessed wrong. But I’m extremely immature for my age.
PS: *laughs too hard* *stares at Rae’s boobs*
Rae: *crosses arms* So, you thinking to start Aug 22?
PS: Well, I have to go to San Diego this month for a while. I’m, um, looking for someone to drive down with.
Rae: *stares blankly, pretending to be stoopid.*
PS: Yeah, uh, we could go to Hooters for dinner.
Rae: WHA??? Yes, YOU could. do NOT ask him to bring you back a shirt. Do NOT ask him. …Alrighty then…I’ll give you a call and follow up with you later if you’re interested in attending here.
PS: Well, I wouldn’t want to miss an opportunity to see you every day.
If he calls again, I’ll be sure to work in the fact that I write science fiction and fantasy. That usually gets ‘em to run screaming.
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Date: 2005-08-02 08:18 pm (UTC)Oh, wait, that's
(And I don't think there's really anything safe to say -- whether it's I write SF/gay porn, don't shave, etc. -- besides "Sorry, not interested. Better luck next time.")
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Date: 2005-08-02 08:27 pm (UTC)Yes, I suppose I could resort to being a grownup. *sigh*
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Date: 2005-08-02 08:33 pm (UTC)Whoa! Sorry, dude! Forget I suggested anything!