I have a housewife!!!
Oct. 19th, 2004 12:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
raefinlayHoly Cow. I got home from work last night and my house was spotless. I mean, beautiful-shiny-spotless. My sister wants to "earn her keep." And not wanting to ever come between a woman and her work ethic, I generously offered to supply whatever cleaning accessories she considered necessary.
Then, we went shopping. Though I love to cook, I simply haven't had the time, and I don't eat anything these days unless its prepackaged or microwaveable. So, we bought some really weird stuff. Like fresh produce and eggs.
This morning, she made me a breakfast of mexican-spiced scrambled eggs and warmed corn tortillas.
I think I've died and gone to heaven.
Bugs: More stink bugs. I've learned that they hide in the carpet during the day, so I bought a titanium, super-sucking, multi-attachment, triple-brushed, bagless, heat-seaking vacuum.
Then, we went shopping. Though I love to cook, I simply haven't had the time, and I don't eat anything these days unless its prepackaged or microwaveable. So, we bought some really weird stuff. Like fresh produce and eggs.
This morning, she made me a breakfast of mexican-spiced scrambled eggs and warmed corn tortillas.
I think I've died and gone to heaven.
Bugs: More stink bugs. I've learned that they hide in the carpet during the day, so I bought a titanium, super-sucking, multi-attachment, triple-brushed, bagless, heat-seaking vacuum.
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Date: 2004-10-20 11:59 pm (UTC)yes, we'll compare who's family is more dysfunctional... fun game! I'm intrigued by your claims because I can't imagine anyone's family being more dysfunctional than mine.... you must have some excellent stories! LOL