I have a housewife!!!

[raefinlay]

Holy Cow. I got home from work last night and my house was spotless. I mean, beautiful-shiny-spotless. My sister wants to "earn her keep." And not wanting to ever come between a woman and her work ethic, I generously offered to supply whatever cleaning accessories she considered necessary.

Then, we went shopping. Though I love to cook, I simply haven't had the time, and I don't eat anything these days unless its prepackaged or microwaveable. So, we bought some really weird stuff. Like fresh produce and eggs.

This morning, she made me a breakfast of mexican-spiced scrambled eggs and warmed corn tortillas.

I think I've died and gone to heaven.

Bugs: More stink bugs. I've learned that they hide in the carpet during the day, so I bought a titanium, super-sucking, multi-attachment, triple-brushed, bagless, heat-seaking vacuum.

Comments

[jmeadows.livejournal.com]

Dude! Does your sister want to move in with us?!?! ;)

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

You have to fight me for her. *raises Butler's paw in menacing gesture*

[everyonesakitty.livejournal.com]

HA! good for you!!!! what a dream come true!!! (and you also get the nice snuggly sisterly support and love :D)

I wish I had a sister :(

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

You've mentioned a brother before...is it just the two of you?

[everyonesakitty.livejournal.com]

yeah, just us, but we don't get along. My family is majorly dysfunctional. I won't bore you with the details, but I moved to CO, 1500 miles away, and pretty much am never going back, not even to visit. It's the only way I can be happy. my family is REALLY messed up.

all that to say... wish I had a nice happy sister. :D hee hee

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you found beeyootiful Colorado and Larry! Poor Holly-kitty. Yep, families can suck majorly. Mine is also a complete mess, though I still love 'em. Sometime offline, we should have a dysfunctional contest (oh yeah? Well MY family...) If you win, I'll buy you Gaimen's next book.

So you want a sister, huh? I'd be happy to steal your clothes, make snide remarks about your appearance, and compare housekeeping habits...just so you feel some sisterly love. Hee hee!!!

[everyonesakitty.livejournal.com]

er... uh... I didn't know having a sister was like THAT. ha ha ha ha ha

yes, we'll compare who's family is more dysfunctional... fun game! I'm intrigued by your claims because I can't imagine anyone's family being more dysfunctional than mine.... you must have some excellent stories! LOL

[cricketshay.livejournal.com]

I'm glad she's safe. I meant to say that on your other post. *hugs* I wish I got along better with my sister.