The Self-Doubt Monster Strikes!!!

[raefinlay]

SDM: You suck.
Rae: I know. Shut up already.
SDM: Why did you think you could write a novel?
Rae: Talk to the hand, beyotch.
SDM: No one wants to read this crap.
Rae: It's just a slow part, that's all.
SDM: It's fricken boring.
Rae: No, it's...er...literary.
SDM: You mean boring.
Rae: Dude, this is a first draft. It doesn't have to be perfect.
SDM: Well, yeah, but what you've written is so deeply flawed as to be unsalvageable.
Rae: I'll make Elisa sit on you if you don't shut up.
SDM: *shuts up*
Rae: *sporks SDM* *kicks SDM with teh kickingness* *medicates with pizza (sausage, mushroom, green onion, tyvm)*

Rae: (upon further reflection) *writes off expense as research for fatchick lit novel*

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[cristalia.livejournal.com]

Rae: (upon further reflection) *writes off expense as research for fatchick lit novel*

Heeheehee.

*ponders*

*writes off a pair of Leafs tickets as research expense for Toronto Book 2...*

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Oh, how we suffer for our art.