The Self-Doubt Monster Strikes!!!

[raefinlay]

SDM: You suck.
Rae: I know. Shut up already.
SDM: Why did you think you could write a novel?
Rae: Talk to the hand, beyotch.
SDM: No one wants to read this crap.
Rae: It's just a slow part, that's all.
SDM: It's fricken boring.
Rae: No, it's...er...literary.
SDM: You mean boring.
Rae: Dude, this is a first draft. It doesn't have to be perfect.
SDM: Well, yeah, but what you've written is so deeply flawed as to be unsalvageable.
Rae: I'll make Elisa sit on you if you don't shut up.
SDM: *shuts up*
Rae: *sporks SDM* *kicks SDM with teh kickingness* *medicates with pizza (sausage, mushroom, green onion, tyvm)*

Rae: (upon further reflection) *writes off expense as research for fatchick lit novel*

Comments

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

*brandishes a small symbolic token representing editor's praise for story*
*banishes self-doubt monster*

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Thx, dude. I might put an unflattering picture of myself on my bulletin board to throw darts at when everything goes all sucky.

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

I might put an unflattering picture of myself on my bulletin board to throw darts at when everything goes all sucky.

Just have Holly draw a picture of the SDM for you.

[mmerriam.livejournal.com]

You tell that SDM if it doesn't shut, I'm coming over to have words with it, and I'll bring my ordained cat and her very sharp claws!

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

The SDM trembles before the Reverend Selena!

[magicnoire.livejournal.com]

*squints at Rae's SDM*

*looks at Malochai, who's bored because he's not killing anything in the novel right now*

Vern: *points* Go kill it. Maybe if you're lucky, Angelline will flash you some leg when you get back.

Malochai: Why? So I can cut it off?

Vern: Er... no. Um. Just go!! *facepalm*

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

*giggles at the sociopath Malochai*

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

Taking a Quiz will make you happy.
http://www.geocities.com/eyecanspy/weirdoquiz.html

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

I'm the lazy-eyed psycho. Who woulda guessed? Mwah ha ha ha! *puts pinky to corner of mouth*

Say you're suprised. SAY YOU'RE SURPRISED.

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

Oooh, what'cha going to do if I don't? Send an almond shaker to my home? BTW, I don't like that you got the same answer I did, so I am officialy changing mine to the :

[ginny-t.livejournal.com]

*scowls at SDM* *brandishes kitty belly at SDM* *cackles with glee as SDM skulks away, thoroughly routed*

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

None can survive the Fluffy Belly of DOOM.

[cristalia.livejournal.com]

Rae: (upon further reflection) *writes off expense as research for fatchick lit novel*

Heeheehee.

*ponders*

*writes off a pair of Leafs tickets as research expense for Toronto Book 2...*

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Oh, how we suffer for our art.

[kaprou.livejournal.com]

::gives a Keen Spork of Deflating +2::