Best Prospective Student Quote Ever

[raefinlay]

Rae: "Why do you think you'd be a good match for our school?"

Prospective Student: "I'm telekinetic."

Rae: (thinking furiously) "Uh...er...do you mean you're a hands-on learner?"

Prospective Student: (proud) "Yep!"

*headdesk*

Comments

[stillsostrange.livejournal.com]

I would not have parsed her true meaning from that. I would also have asked her to float something on my desk.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

It was tempting. I had visions of enrollment contracts whizzing through the air. But I must maintain professionalism. Alas.