Best Prospective Student Quote Ever

[raefinlay]

Rae: "Why do you think you'd be a good match for our school?"

Prospective Student: "I'm telekinetic."

Rae: (thinking furiously) "Uh...er...do you mean you're a hands-on learner?"

Prospective Student: (proud) "Yep!"

*headdesk*

Comments

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

Dude. I would have been so disappointed.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

*huge grin* This is why I love my spec fic buddies.

[dark-geisha.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm auditory in five places!

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

*giggles* That's some trick!

[stillsostrange.livejournal.com]

I would not have parsed her true meaning from that. I would also have asked her to float something on my desk.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

It was tempting. I had visions of enrollment contracts whizzing through the air. But I must maintain professionalism. Alas.

[jmeadows.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort*

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

What word could they have possibly been going for? I'm wracking my poor tender head here trying to think of it...

Next time, just make a tsking sound and reply, "I'm sorry, we're looking for telepathic students... try USC."

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

*smile!* I think he meant "kinesthetic."