Trixy WIP!!!
Dec. 30th, 2004 01:18 pmWe hates our WIP. Hatessss. It looks at us, precious, it does, and it hates us, so we hates is right back, yessss.
No, no! We loves our WIP! Precious WIP! We sniffs it, we do, and nibbles it with our teethses. Yes, my precious, we sleeps with it in our armses, so nice and soft, yess.
EEEEE! The WIP pokes us, it does! It slits the skin of our fingerses, precious and we bleeds, we bleeds! Trixy WIP! No, don't hurt us!! *sucks fingerses* *cowerss*
See, precious? We mustn't trust the trixy WIP with its trixy pages. It hates us, it does, with big wordses and sharp things that hurts our precious skin.
We will wait, precious, because we are very, very patient, yesss. And when it isn't looking, we pounds it with rockses! We pounds and pounds and we keels it, yess, we keels it.
Yes, precious. No more WIPses. Only Gollum, yesssssssss.
No, no! We loves our WIP! Precious WIP! We sniffs it, we do, and nibbles it with our teethses. Yes, my precious, we sleeps with it in our armses, so nice and soft, yess.
EEEEE! The WIP pokes us, it does! It slits the skin of our fingerses, precious and we bleeds, we bleeds! Trixy WIP! No, don't hurt us!! *sucks fingerses* *cowerss*
See, precious? We mustn't trust the trixy WIP with its trixy pages. It hates us, it does, with big wordses and sharp things that hurts our precious skin.
We will wait, precious, because we are very, very patient, yesss. And when it isn't looking, we pounds it with rockses! We pounds and pounds and we keels it, yess, we keels it.
Yes, precious. No more WIPses. Only Gollum, yesssssssss.
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Date: 2004-12-30 11:34 pm (UTC)Nice master. Smeagol says that you don't needs guiltys feelings. Onlys posts if you thinks it mights helps you catches ideas. Ideas swimmings in your heads like yummys fishes. But so fast, so fasts and hard to catches. Sliperies they slids through fingers.
Thens peoples reviews if they wants to. Only if they wants to. Their choices. No needs for guilts...