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We hates our WIP. Hatessss. It looks at us, precious, it does, and it hates us, so we hates is right back, yessss.

No, no! We loves our WIP! Precious WIP! We sniffs it, we do, and nibbles it with our teethses. Yes, my precious, we sleeps with it in our armses, so nice and soft, yess.

EEEEE! The WIP pokes us, it does! It slits the skin of our fingerses, precious and we bleeds, we bleeds! Trixy WIP! No, don't hurt us!! *sucks fingerses* *cowerss*

See, precious? We mustn't trust the trixy WIP with its trixy pages. It hates us, it does, with big wordses and sharp things that hurts our precious skin.

We will wait, precious, because we are very, very patient, yesss. And when it isn't looking, we pounds it with rockses! We pounds and pounds and we keels it, yess, we keels it.

Yes, precious. No more WIPses. Only Gollum, yesssssssss.

Date: 2004-12-30 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aaron-mag.livejournal.com
Maybe if you posteds precious? Posteds chapters and lets the peoples nibbles on its? Especiallys nice fat hobbit from great norths where it rains and rains all the times? Grey clouds always in the north precious.

Fat hobbit in norths has had severals ideas pops in his heads from comments from nice peoples. Was ready to kills computers before. Always typings z instead of s's. Don't like z. But then posts and got goods ideas. Now happys

sorta....

:D

Date: 2004-12-30 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] everyonesakitty.livejournal.com
we laughs so hard, precious! We laughsss and shakes, and the fat hobbitses falsss over the cliffses! and the pagessss, they scatters through the air with the hobbitses!

Date: 2004-12-30 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmeadows.livejournal.com
Precious, we laffssss. Yeeeesssss, laffs!

No, no! Don't laugh, precious.

And why not?

Precious, there is noffing funny about this. *shakes head seriously* Precious, we must concentrate on the precious, not laffing at it!

But, but--!

Precious, do you want the precious?

We does! We does!

*nods* Gooooood, precioussss. *pets* There there, precious...

Date: 2004-12-30 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raecarson.livejournal.com
We feelz guilty for pozting, yezzz, we doez. Zo many reviewzez to do, preciouz. Reviewzez and reviewzez! *cowerzz*

Date: 2004-12-30 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raecarson.livejournal.com
Fat hobbitses! *hungry*

everyonesahobbit, yessssss!

Date: 2004-12-30 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raecarson.livejournal.com
ooooo, little ferret with furses in picture! Yummy little ferretses. *droolsss*

Date: 2004-12-30 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aaron-mag.livejournal.com
Not 'z'sssss!! It burns my eyesy precious...gollum, gollum...

Nice master. Smeagol says that you don't needs guiltys feelings. Onlys posts if you thinks it mights helps you catches ideas. Ideas swimmings in your heads like yummys fishes. But so fast, so fasts and hard to catches. Sliperies they slids through fingers.

Thens peoples reviews if they wants to. Only if they wants to. Their choices. No needs for guilts...

Date: 2004-12-30 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cricketshay.livejournal.com
You guys are totally cracking me up. I tried to write gollum but alas I must not have watched much Lord of The Rings, cause I keep drawing a blank. I lovesssess though, very much.

Date: 2004-12-31 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] everyonesakitty.livejournal.com
but precious, to writes like us, you must haves us in your heartssss. and you must eat fisheses. Can you do that, precious? And maybe you can tries not to trix ussss, and not puts ussss on leaseseses. We hatessss the leasheses. they burnssss us, precious.

*also running out of golummy things to say* :D

Date: 2004-12-31 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] everyonesakitty.livejournal.com
*giant smile*

Date: 2004-12-31 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] everyonesakitty.livejournal.com
dude, I can't stand how cute that pic is. your sister is frickin cookie monster cute.

Date: 2004-12-31 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cricketshay.livejournal.com
*giggles* I needed that, I really did. *loves Holly and her gollumessess speeches*

Date: 2004-12-31 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cricketshay.livejournal.com
I think almost the same thing everytime I see it too. Very cute picture.

Date: 2004-12-31 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raecarson.livejournal.com
Aw, thx guys! I think The Hannah is adorable too, but I have to confess a slight bias in that dept. :D
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