Widow Wars: Episode I (The Graphic Novel)

[raefinlay]

Serving up a sample of the latest battle:







Like all good warriors, I go now to clean and oil my armor.

Comments

[kalquessa.livejournal.com]

*gets the heebes*

*freaks out*

*feels little spider legs every time her own hair brushes her arm for the rest of the day*

Dangit.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Welcome to my world. :-)

[queenoftheskies.livejournal.com]

OMG...it's so hard to imagine so MANY at once!!!

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

I think the only thing you can do now is impale them on toothpicks and stick them around your property as a warning to other spiders who may be considering invading your humble abode.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Doode. You're hilarious. ROFL.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Oh, imagine away. There are more where those came from.

[stillnotbored.livejournal.com]

Rae, up until a year ago I'd spent my entire life in California. Some of the places I lived in were prefect widow habitat. My grandmother spent 10 years in an old, old ramshackle house down in San Bernadino that was ripe for black widows. There were big rock strewn open fields behind her house that blended into orchards and dairy farms.

Never in my life have I seen or heard of anyone having that many black widows in one place. Not even once. In the 28 years I lived in the Bay Area, I think I only found a couple dozen total.

Call the county agricultural extension service. Tell them what you're dealing with and ask them for help. All the insecticide you're using isn't good for you and can't be good for the animals around you. There has to be something that can be done to bring the population down to a sane level.

[pjthompson]

ROFL. Just as long as she doesn't start drinking spider blood.

Oh blooie! I just grossed myself out.

[merebrillante.livejournal.com]

No, string them on a necklace and thrown the necklace around your landlord's neck the next time you see him/her. This is insupportable. I'm seriously starting to get pissed off on your account. I may even drag out my Kill Bill DVDs.

[navicat.livejournal.com]

O.O

*shudders*

Go you brave warrior! Kill, kill!

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

That's a good point.

And ya know what else? I don't like to kill things. I've been making jokes of this to help myself deal, but I don't like it one bit.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Kill Bill DVDs! Wow, that IS serious.

:-)

[merebrillante.livejournal.com]

It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack -- not rationality.

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

That's good advice.

Dude. Oh Dude. You must have some magic powers, like Toby Maguire.

[jmeadows.livejournal.com]

You can call me next time you find some and screech "die die!" while we're talking about something totally innocent... :|