Not about hurricanes

[raefinlay]

I wish I didn't have to keep cutting my toenails. They bug me. If there were an anti-growth ointment for toenails, I would buy it.

But if toenails the world over stopped growing, we could never produce something so magnificent as this:

Leavin' a legacy

O.O

Comments

[mmerriam.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of wishing I had not clicked on that picture.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Sowwy. Maybe that should come with a warning.

[mmerriam.livejournal.com]

Yet I still wonder how long it will take to fill that globe with toenails.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Well, the caption said "5 years' worth." So...a long time. Unless the guy manages to find other contributors to the cause, of course.

But, EW.

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

You're cutting them for the conference, aren't you.

uh...that photo's not yours, right?

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Er...no, not mine. But thanks for asking.

Yeah, I figured I'd cut them before flying to Colorado. And I might bathe, even.

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

Just don't plan on clipping them -while- flying to Colorado. Because we all know they'd take them clippers right from you.

Though showing them that picture might distract them long enough for you to make a getaway.

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

Ooh, pulling out all the stops.

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naglfar

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

OMG, that is AWESOME.

*bookmarks*

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

If and when the 20 Short Epics anthology comes out, get your hands on a copy. Dave Schwartz'll have a story in it that uses that myth (which is how I knew about it).

Plus, the antho is a really nifty idea. But if nifty's not enough, there will be toenails!

[kalquessa.livejournal.com]

That is the best thing ever. I just had to say.

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

I get a pedicure every three weeks. I never have to cut my own toenails anymore. Best damn "girly" habit I ever picked up.

The funny thing is that I almost never wear open-toed shoes outside my house. And I always choose the sluttiest red I can find, yessir. (Somehow those last two sentences together add up to TMI, don't they?)

I do not understand the point of beige polish on toes. Fingers, maybe. But toes? WTF? If you don't want them noticed, then don't get polish.

I'm just glad the fad for pastel blue and green is over. Everyone looked as if they had fungus-feet.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Yes, I remember the fungus feet era. I'm partial to peachy-pink myself. Goes with my latest toe-ring.

And pedicures! *dreamy sigh*

[mrsroberts.livejournal.com]

I really hated the chartruese nail polish. Why would anyone think that looked good.

[pjthompson]

You know, with a little butter and garlic those might be quite delicious.

(Sorry.)

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Isn't everything good with butter and garlic?

[pjthompson]

Indeed. The French are on to something there.

[merebrillante.livejournal.com]

Add a good Burgundy and some bleu cheese, and you've got a meal.

[pjthompson]

Mmm. As Anthony Bourdain says, "The French don't suck."

[kalquessa.livejournal.com]

1) Yes, the toenails can stop growing so fast any time they like.

2) I can't decide whether I am amused or appalled by the sculpture.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm vacillating between amused and appalled myself.

We need a new word. Amalled?

[everyonesakitty.livejournal.com]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dies*

*but loffs raerae*

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Since you're dead... Can I have your toenails? O.O

[everyonesakitty.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anything for u, dude. :D *gives* *laffs*

dude, u be online tonight?

[aaron-mag.livejournal.com]

I love clipping toenails. Plus fingernails.

You can make such a better fist when your fingernails are short. And roundkicks are much better with short toenails too...

And I wasn't a fan of your photo either!!! Grossed me out.

:P