It's a sad, sad day.

[raefinlay]

Just now, I sat on my mattress and my butt hit the boxsprings. (This may explain the aching back.)

I've had the dear thing for 10 years. Please, join me in observing a moment of silence.

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Thank you.

*drags to burn pile*
*hums dirge*

Comments

[thesaucernews.livejournal.com]

Ask not, noble mattress, for whom the bell tolls. On Squornshellous Zeta, it tolls for thee.

*sniff*

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Dude. That rocks.

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

*bows head solemnly*

I'll let Aaron make the weight jokes.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Why, oh why, do I always set myself up for these little jests???

Don't answer that.

[jmeadows.livejournal.com]

Dude, I do it too. Sometimes we just don't think. We don't remember how CRUEL the world is! and how MEAN our friends are!

;)

[aaron-mag.livejournal.com]

Heh heh...

But dude. She is very skinny. I've met her. If she is fat then I qualify for obese. Not something I want to admit...

[jmeadows.livejournal.com]

Good answer!

[cricketshay.livejournal.com]

How I do enjoy your sense of humor. :P

May your Serta rest in peace(burnt pieces)

*observes silent moment for Rae's loss*

[stillnotbored.livejournal.com]

Alas poor mattress, Rae knew it well. ::bows head in silent laughter for the poor dead mattress::

[pjthompson]

Oh...the unbearable pain...

[mrsroberts.livejournal.com]

*Bows head. Takes a deep breath. Says nothing.*