Speaking of hell freezing over...

Today, armed with a Hazmat suit and an adorable little warhead, I cleaned my kitchen. No, please don't call the press as I'm in violation of the nonproliferation agreement I signed after the Big Clean-up of '92.

Also, I found my favoritest college textbook at Amazon. This is a book that mysteriously disappeared during one of my many moves, and I swore I'd get myself another copy someday. So I found it and I bought it and I *cannot wait* for it to get here.

Almost makes up for throwing away washing all those dishes.