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I adore all my writer-buddies with obnoxious adoration. But today, in particular, mmerriam is my hero. Just sayin'.

Overheard at Walmart

Conversation #1

Dude 1: Whooooa, I haven't seen you in a long time!
Dude 2: Wow. Yeah. It's been a long time.
D1: So, um, how've you been?
D2: Um, good. And, uh, how've you been?
D1: Good, good. Really good.
--awkward silence--
D1: I, uh, can't believe how long it's been.
D2: *awkward laughter* Yeah. Wow. It's been such a long time.
--more awkward silence--
D2: So, um, I guess I'll see you around?
D1: *relieved laughter* Yeah. Definitely. See you around.

Conversation #2

9 year old girl: I think a 34C would be perfect.
10 year old girl: I dunno. I like really big ones.
9 yr old: Well, I'm pretty sure I'm already an A.
10 yr old: No way!!

Also, Walmart is selling cute/sexy underwear. Hell must have frozen over.