Food, glorious food!

I’ve been such a good girl lately. *pats self* The quest for traffic-stopping hotness continues with notable success. But I may be slowly dying of self-denial. All I’ve thought about for the past hour is food. Specifically, I’ve longed for:

1. Snickers bars
2. Thai food (beef and spicy cashew sauce on rice with a Thai iced tea…)
3. Burrito con asada y crema
4. Mushroom and onion pizza with extra cheese
5. Shrimp scampi w/cheesy garlic bread
6. Mahogany veneer of desk
7. Fried ice cream w/banana
8. Kleenex box

I want something full of refined carbohydrate goodness! I want short-term gratification, dang it!!!

*contemplates culinary potential of mousepad*
*drools*