Your Palin Name!

[raefinlay]

If Sarah Palin were your mother, what would your name be?

I'm Hook Tuneup Palin. Nice ta meetcha. *shoots something*

Comments

[kythiaranos.livejournal.com]

I'm 'Torpedo Vindicator Palin'. Don't mess with me.

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

Hey, we're twins; I'm Torpedo Vindicator Palin too :-D

[kythiaranos.livejournal.com]

We could be a band! Wouldn't "The Vindicators" be a terrific name for a band?

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! As for names, when I heard one of her daughters was named Bristol, I thought, Bristol?! Bristol??, As in, industrial English city? So I thought maybe her other kids would be named things like Blackburn, Leeds, or Manchester...

[kythiaranos.livejournal.com]

Okay, my stage name will henceforth be Nottingham Newcastle. Yours? (Can you tell I'm trying to avoid work?)

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

Mine will be Sheffield Liverpool :D

[dream-wind.livejournal.com]

Can I be London Stourport, please please pretty please?

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

Absolutely; welcome to the band!

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be Stratford-Upon-Avon Ipswich, please.

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

This is going to be the most excellent band in all of Alaska.

[kythiaranos.livejournal.com]

Possibly Alaska *and* Yukon. But I don't want to be overly ambitious. Can I play the spoons?

[shunn.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, Hook! I'm Taupe Armageddon Palin! (Mom's fantasy, I guess!)

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

That is completely awesome. (If only my mother could have named me "Calvary.")

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

LOL, in my town, they don't know the difference between CALvary and CAValry. They had a road race where they were naming the different age divisions after different types of military... only they named one age division Calvary. Ouch...

[irysangel.livejournal.com]

*waves*

Gripper Carom Palin right here. Gripper. Hoo boy.

[silk-noir.livejournal.com]

And I'm Clip Dragon.

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

Now, I think I could name a child of mine Clip Dragon...

[silkpajamas.livejournal.com]

Ammo Canal Palin. I don't even know what that means. *Good grief.* She's a strange woman.

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

Strike Chipper Palin!

[gregvaneekhout.livejournal.com]

This kind of thing is just silly.

But I will be legally changing my name to Jeep Pike Palin.

[magicnoire.livejournal.com]

Hi Hook Tuneup! I'm Comma Liberty Palin. Nice to meet cha!

I guess I'm all about justice, patriotism & proper punctuation!

[morewineplease.livejournal.com]

I'm, er, Plop Hero Palin ????

[hollailama.livejournal.com]

I'm Barrel McRaven Palin, which clearly sucks, but to be honest, I'm REALLY glad I'm not Plop. :-)

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

"Plop" wins the internets for being an onomatopoeia.

[ccfinlay.livejournal.com]

"Plop Hero" is what I called my boys during potty-training.

[aimeempayne.livejournal.com]

Tarp Lazer, here.

I feel like I should drink a beer and go shoot something.

[dream-wind.livejournal.com]

Stick Freedom Palin here. Mornin', y'all!

[ccfinlay.livejournal.com]

Mullet Troll here.

So accurate, it's scary.