Best Enemies Forever XOXOXO

[raefinlay]

A night with da boyz. (This will require some translation. Fortunately, I speak Kitty.)

Schrody: *lounges languidly on bed* I really gotta go poo-poo. But the litterbox in here has exactly one more old poo-poo in it than the litterbox in the livingroom. *eyes the Butler Gauntlet*
Butler: *lounges languidly in doorway* Go ahead, white boy. Make my day.
Schrody: Mee-ew?
Butler: *sucks head into neck* *looks scary*
Rae: Boyz, don't make me sing to you again.
Schrody: *meows once more! with feeling!* *sounds like neutered choir boy*
Butler: *growls* Yo Mama.
Rae: *sings* Ebony and ivoreeee, live together in perfect harmoneeee...
Schrody: *worried now* Poo-poo in the grody litterbox? Or face the scary black dude? Aaagh!
Butler: *Pretends to look away, in classic stealth maneuver*
Schrody: *jumps off of bed, creeps toward doorway*
Rae: *louder now* Oh, Lord, why don't weeeeee?
Butler: *waits for perfect moment* *pounces!*
Schrody: SCREEECH! *runs under futon*
Butler: YOWL!!! *runs under futon*
Rae: Woooo! *shuts bedroom door on them both and goes to bed*

Comments

[frigg.livejournal.com]

*lol*
Singing helps?

[ultharkitty.livejournal.com]

lol :)

[jmeadows.livejournal.com]

Have you tried counting the number of poop-related entries you make?

I would, but I can't count over eight. The numbers just start repeating once I try to go higher. *sigh!*

[ccfinlay.livejournal.com]

I gave up when I got to number 2: my brain entered a permanent feedback loop.

[rabiagale.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

kellyswails

[(Anonymous)]

This is funny! My cat Morgan has a wicked anger-transference problem. If he's angry at Mom or Dad because we won't hold him or we want to hold him or we're not in the room we're supposed to be in, he gets a "well, screw you" look in his eyes, finds the nearest cat, and pounces. It's pretty funny in a pathetic, neurotic sort of way.