Mission Michael Landon
Dec. 17th, 2004 08:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
raefinlayFor Christmas, The Hannah-girl will receive Season 1 of Little House on the Prairie on DVD. I'm so excited to give it to her.
But this means I must face the Bastion of Pure Evil (aka WalMart).
I despise the BoPE with the fire of ten thousand suns. My last mission (Mission Dog Food) did not exactly go according to plan, and I was in that horrifying place for FORTY minutes. For this mission however, I am planning for contingencies. Here is my strategy:
1. Arrive when the BoPE opens.
2. Wear a Very Tight Top, in case I need to ask to get in front of someone.
3. Contort face into the Look of Doom to flash upon small, loud, rambunctious, and ultimately unexpectinganimals children.
4. Use long-unused football moves to juke, spin, or plunge through unwarycult members shoppers.
*deep breath* I can do this. For The Hannah, I can do this.
But this means I must face the Bastion of Pure Evil (aka WalMart).
I despise the BoPE with the fire of ten thousand suns. My last mission (Mission Dog Food) did not exactly go according to plan, and I was in that horrifying place for FORTY minutes. For this mission however, I am planning for contingencies. Here is my strategy:
1. Arrive when the BoPE opens.
2. Wear a Very Tight Top, in case I need to ask to get in front of someone.
3. Contort face into the Look of Doom to flash upon small, loud, rambunctious, and ultimately unexpecting
4. Use long-unused football moves to juke, spin, or plunge through unwary
*deep breath* I can do this. For The Hannah, I can do this.
