Granny Panties: The Great Comeback

Houston, we have underwear. Thanks to a local "resort wear" shop, I don't have to do laundry in the bathroom sink every night. The selection was a tad limited, but who's complaining?

Everyone assures me that Granny Panties are The New Thong. You can't have too much elastic, after all. Or too many tiny daisies. And breathable cotton is Teh Sexay.

And now I must nap.