I live in a death trap.

Ok, I think I've had it.

Not only do I kill Black Widow spiders in triple digit quantity every autumn...Not only do I deal with choking almond dust during harvest that *always* gives me a nasty cold...Not only am I banned from my orchard for two weeks out of every year because of some nasty pesticide...

This morning I got a nasty shock--literally--when I touched the metal part of my shower handle. Yep, that's right. Electrical current. In my shower.

*doesn't say "dies"*

I'm going to have a chat with my electrician cousin this afternoon, then talk to my landlord. If I don't have a quick and easy fix in a few days, I'm so outta here.

Or maybe this oh so common? Does everybody get shocked in their shower??