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I am a rock. A ROCK.
Sep. 1st, 2006 07:22 pmAnother stray kitty recently noticed the huge "SUCKER" sign on my forehead.
After a month of long-distance but rather intensive discussion on important matters, (Hey, there, ugly kitty! Mrreeeeow. Are you living in the barn? Mriiooow. You better not eat my cat's food. Me-ew? You're really lonely, aren't you? MRREEEEOOOOOWWW!!!) I'm ashamed to report that his seduction is complete, and we've now moved on to a more physical relationship.
He's skinny and wirey-tailed, with the oddest black and white markings on his nose. Butler enjoys beating the crap outta him. I've named him "Feo."
But he will NOT come inside. And he will NOT be *my* kitty. I am a rock.
O.O
After a month of long-distance but rather intensive discussion on important matters, (Hey, there, ugly kitty! Mrreeeeow. Are you living in the barn? Mriiooow. You better not eat my cat's food. Me-ew? You're really lonely, aren't you? MRREEEEOOOOOWWW!!!) I'm ashamed to report that his seduction is complete, and we've now moved on to a more physical relationship.
He's skinny and wirey-tailed, with the oddest black and white markings on his nose. Butler enjoys beating the crap outta him. I've named him "Feo."
But he will NOT come inside. And he will NOT be *my* kitty. I am a rock.
O.O
