An Ep of Stargate, SG-1 (Reader's Digest Version)

SG-1 encounters humans on world with eerie similarities to Vancouver, B.C. These humans have strange clothes and perfect hair (though they have not yet developed aerosol technology.)

Dr. Daniel Jackson: We are peaceful explorers from a planet called Earth.

Primitive Humans: No, you are The Enemy! Leave now or we shall accost you with stiff, formal verbage!

Colonel O'Neill: *twitches* *puns* *reaches for primitive projectile weapon in spite of growing arsenal of commandeered "zat" guns back on Earth*

Dr. Daniel Jackson: No! Don't shoot them, Jack! Not until we've had a chance to hug everyone and maybe plant a tree.

Major Carter: *finds way to justify uncanny levitation abilities of Primitive Humans using quantum theory*

Primitive Humans: We shall take you captive and sacrifice you to (insert god of choice from Earth mythology)!

-Shenanigans ensue-
-Teal'c gets eyebrows waxed-
-Everyone almost dies-

Dr. Daniel Jackson: I miss my wife.

Major Carter: *does not jump Jack's bones*

Colonel O'Neill: I am a wryly charming man.

Teal'c: *raises eyebrow*

-SG-1 escapes and saves Primitive Humans from real enemy-

Dr. Daniel Jackson: This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

-Team returns through Stargate-

General Hammond: And now I shall say something heart-warming and wise born of anesthetized honor and my rigid collar.

THE END

I love this show. *orders Season 4*