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Leeeeet's RRRRRumble!!!!!!!!!!
And Butler takes the offensive with quick upper cuts followed by a whipping roundhouse. OH! Paper Bag is HURTING! It feints left with an air-ripping crinkle...Butler's back leg is stuck in the handle! But he twists...Whoa! Stunning recovery....Could it be? YES! Folks, you saw it right here on Pay Per View! A one-legged launch into a 520-degree air twist. Michael Jordan look out and make room for Air Butler!
BUT, Paper Bag still has some fight left in him. He crouches, crinkled and torn...Oh NO! Butler is totally taken in by the Stealth Wrinkles of Impending Recycled Doom! Butler launches, claws extended....and YES, entanglement occurs. Butler's eyes go wide with panic...Can he free the Twitchy Tail??? Folks, it looks like Butler's demise is upon him. This could be it, The End, our champion may be defeated, for the more he struggles, the more entangled he becomes...
But wait! He rolls, and rolls...It's Butler's trademark move...(the crowd is on it's feet)...The STEAMROLLER!!!! The Bunny Feet of Fury have ripped through the Paper Bag!
It shudders once. Twice. The Paper Bag is down for the count!!!
And in a record 12 seconds, Butler Carson is victorious once again!!!!!!!!!!!
(And the crowd goes wild)
And Butler takes the offensive with quick upper cuts followed by a whipping roundhouse. OH! Paper Bag is HURTING! It feints left with an air-ripping crinkle...Butler's back leg is stuck in the handle! But he twists...Whoa! Stunning recovery....Could it be? YES! Folks, you saw it right here on Pay Per View! A one-legged launch into a 520-degree air twist. Michael Jordan look out and make room for Air Butler!
BUT, Paper Bag still has some fight left in him. He crouches, crinkled and torn...Oh NO! Butler is totally taken in by the Stealth Wrinkles of Impending Recycled Doom! Butler launches, claws extended....and YES, entanglement occurs. Butler's eyes go wide with panic...Can he free the Twitchy Tail??? Folks, it looks like Butler's demise is upon him. This could be it, The End, our champion may be defeated, for the more he struggles, the more entangled he becomes...
But wait! He rolls, and rolls...It's Butler's trademark move...(the crowd is on it's feet)...The STEAMROLLER!!!! The Bunny Feet of Fury have ripped through the Paper Bag!
It shudders once. Twice. The Paper Bag is down for the count!!!
And in a record 12 seconds, Butler Carson is victorious once again!!!!!!!!!!!
(And the crowd goes wild)
