Aaarrgh!

[raefinlay]

We still don’t have internets! *suffers greatly*

If an internet connection dies in a forest, and no one is there to get the error message, is it still the end of the world?

Ok, in an effort to buck up during these dark times, Here There Be Pollage!

[Poll #919382]

Comments

[ccfinlay.livejournal.com]

Doode. Don't really need the bogus emails.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be any fun if you *needed* them. O.O

[mallory-blog.livejournal.com]

You forgot 'whine' and then of course, there is always wardriving...

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

Wardriving! Is that where you cut everyone off on the road, and then flip them off and yell obscenities at them for getting in your way? Cuz if so, I'm so in.

[retrobabble.livejournal.com]

Ah ha - I knew that was you! *shakes fist*

[ccfinlay.livejournal.com]

*shakes fist*

*shakes flist!*

[hkneale.livejournal.com]

I could be serious and say "spend the time you'd normally waste online on writing," but that's a no-brainer.

Siddown and play computer games instead.

You could text-message me, as it does work internationally, but I probably wouldn't read it until twelve hours later, and that wouldn't be much fun for you unless you like getting txt msgs back at three in the morning.

[battle-of-one.livejournal.com]

I had to say 'taunt Charlie' because I'm ev0l.

[ccfinlay.livejournal.com]

HEY!

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

What is this thing you call "writing"?

[cathemery.livejournal.com]

::feels shaken::

wow.

hey.

oooo.

::dizzy::

I think I'll voted for stirred, next time.

---why on earth haven't they gotten your Internet connected?

[mallory-blog.livejournal.com]

well - uh - errr -

that isn't exactly what I was referring to...

http://www.wardriving.com

or

http://www.enwikipedia.org/wiki/Wardriving

(((shhhh - I don't know nuttin about nuttin - shhhh)))

[mallory-blog.livejournal.com]

still screwed it up -

http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wardriving

[mrsroberts.livejournal.com]

I had to suggest you use your will to connect to the internet. By this summer we will probably move out to our property where there is no phone, cable...right now no water or electricity, but those things will be there before we move. If you can connect yours, I need to learn how to do mine, or let you do mine. Besides, it'll be lots cheaper.

[msisolak.livejournal.com]

Oooh! That makes two of us!

And the plural of ev0l is ev00l, right? Ev00l r Us.

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[jmeadows.livejournal.com]

SPAM!

[jmeadows.livejournal.com]

WRITE OR DIE!

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[purdypiedad.livejournal.com]

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, I almost fell out of my chair.

See, in light of the fact that you don't currently have internet access, you could go to the Viagra website while at work to place your order for treatment of erectile dysfunction in view of all your coworkers. Oh, wait... Your particular dysfunction is due to the fact that you have nothing with which to have an erection. Darn! Oh, well. I doubt the gender discrepancy would be much noticed under government employ.

[secritcrush.livejournal.com]

That's a fun activity for all the internets, really.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

*warlordloff*

kswails

[(Anonymous)]

I personally like the "bogus e-mails to OWW support" option, but I'm ornery that way. Yeah, I just used the word "ornery."

I'm with ya on the wardriving business. Didn't George Carlin say something along the lines of "Anyone who drives faster than you is a moron, and anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot"? Right on, brother.